We never got to see any videos of Alan Dershowitz in his underwear when he was in the mansion of child pervert Jeffrey Epstein getting a massage. The big question everyone I talk to is wondering will we get to see the videos of Bob Kraft getting his massaged in the Orchards of Asia Day Spa in Jupiter, Florida.
I’m by no means suggesting that Bob Kraft went into that place. The reason I say that is I’m sure the Patriots have people on their payroll who can give massages and surely they’d have been delighted to accommodate Mr. Kraft. Why would he go into a seedy place, some of the one star reviews suggested it was quite filthy, when he could have had a top-notch massage at the swankiest hotel in Florida even if he did not want to bother the people on his staff.
Assuming though, and I stress that every man is innocent until proven guilty, by chance the police are mistaken, and we well know police make mistakes, what would be the most important thing the multitude of expensive criminal lawyers and their investigators now working diligently on the case can do. Yes, you got it. Get the tape.
If they can get the tape they can get the case to disappear. They can pull the Saudi Arabian Jamal Ahmad Khashoggi trick, you remember that. Get someone who looks like Bob Kraft, dress him in Bob’s clothes, and have him walk around in front of the Orchards of Asia joint. Mistaken identity is always a good ploy; then again, you have the alibi. Maybe they can get people to come in and say there were with Bob at the time he was at the spa so he could not have been there because they were not there.
You know these lawyers are good. Jeffrey Epstein who raped and abused untold numbers of young girls in Florida near Jupiter not only got a pass from the federal prosecutors but so did all his co-conspirators. Alas, though, this is not in federal court where it could be taken care of, it’s a state charge. Sheriff William Snyder who is in charge of the investigation better be ready for a ton of bricks to fall on him. As badly as the Kraft team will want to seize the tape; he will need it if he is not to be crushed.
The fly in the ointment is the prosecutor. What will be dangled in front of him? And the judge, think of the visions of future glory that may be presented to him if he is willing to order the proceedings sealed. That, of course, is the next step if the tapes cannot be extracted from the Sheriff’s hands. Run to a judge and have him or her order that they be sealed – no one will ever be able to see them.
That may open the door for a federal judge to come to the rescue. Why not file before one who may be friendly seeking a restraining order on the sheriff to prevent him from showing the tape, or, even prosecuting the case. This is big time ball. The lawyers will be working long into the night on this one.
Don’t think Kraft is going to take this lying down. He may, if he actually frequented the Orchards of Asia joint have already lied down a couple of times, but no more. Too much is at stake. Too, too much.
It will be interesting to see how Kraft extricates himself from the situation. It will be interesting to see him visit the White House. Mostly, you’ll get a good peek into how the justice system operates in America which I really look forward to seeing.
My advise to Kraft which I hope he ignores because I want to see how the lawyers maneuver, is to go in and plead “categorically not guilty.” Then arrange to admit to the case, do community service, and get on with your life. You were too cheap to go to an uptown spa so don’t blow all your money in trying to have your lawyers beat the rap. The damage is done. It’s no big deal. So stop dragging it out.