• Firefly:

      When you consider that up to 1/4 of the FBI is dedicated to propagands, that story might be closer to the truth than you think. The more information you can have on things the better. Perhaps the idea behind it is to see if it can capture a few of them and put signs on their sides reading: “FBI Swift” – that will calm down everyone’s fears that the FBI is as slow as a water buffalo.

  1. Props to the ONION
    cuz they got that right
    and Howie’s fine

  2. I got really excited about a bunch of Globe reporters getting buried– then I realized it was a joke.

    • Steely:

      Funny, I had the opposite reaction when I read how few of them were there, I was hoping for a lot more. 🙂

  3. Very funny.

  4. Gotta love the last line:

    “At press time, a spokesman for the Federal Bureau of Investigation could not be reached for comment.”